More Errata

Why is it that …

The 5-second glue I brought with me had its five seconds about four years ago.

I haven’t bought anything worth hanging up, but I’m still short seven hangers.

Men’s shoes smell … leathery. And women’s don’t.

Men don’t like you to stuff dryer sheets in their shoes.

The half-eaten yogurt turned over, over night, in the refrigerator.

Dogs think they are people and won’t eat their dry kibble until you have proved for the fiftieth time that your meat is not for sharing.

What is it about a dog’s butt that is so attractive to them?