An e-mail to Frank

I had just hung up th phone with you when a large bump presented itself. We took it hard, the cabinet flew open, and all the dishes flew out.

Which is fine, since we now have all plastic.

Except that I also had two glass mugs filled with loose change which also came out.

They hit the counter, slammed into my microwave turntable which I had placed in the sink to stop it rattling and broke it into seven pieces.

All the coins went all over.

Of course I'll pick them up.

There's probably just enough there to pay for the turntable.

Love
Betty